DrPavel: Does this guy self insert as Link?

Shine: @smarty358: Do you wish to see your dad in everything you fap to?

DrPavel: Why do you have to bring your family issues onto porn? You ok man? Bad family life? I'll be a shoulder for you to lean on, I'll make sure the bad dad doesn't touch you.

Shine: @smarty358: Family issues? Well I wasn't really going there but I asked that because you obviously have a deep, strong desire to see manly men in porn. Like a frat boy who only plays military shooters because he's full of toxic masculinity.

DrPavel: Whoa whoa, let's not go into the details about your dad man. Come on. Do you do this to every comment?

>this guy looks weird
>like your dad

>nice cock
>like your dad

You have an unhealthy obsession with your father.
>toxic masculinity
Ok now you DEFINITELY have issues with your dad, I hope everything's ok,

Shine: Hey Smarty, look! There's a big, fat cock over there! Go fap to it!

DrPavel: >this guy really likes link
>wow your dad's cock!
Yikes, something obviously happened to you to think about your father's privates when the conversation had nothing to do with father's or cocks.

Shine: You're really stuck on the dad thing, huh? That says more about you than me. And fuck yeah I like Link. Just like you like alpha males with hard-ons.

DrPavel: >literally copying pasting comments
>still not denying he wants dad dick
Oh jesus this is an embarrassment, I can see why you annoy so many posters on this site. Like, who pisses people off on a fucking porn site? I'm here for you buddy, not a TRAINED therapist but I can help.

geromy: Sometimes I really wonder why I haven't killed myself

Anonymous¹: @smarty358:

I think smarty is just a latent gay. His feeling was hurted really hard.