ricoaio: I'm enloved with that cute butt

Anonymous¹: FFS. more anal.

Anonymous²: @Anonymous Anyone who complains about having anal sex with a hot chick is clearly a faggot gtfo.

Hhhh: maybe some people just dont like the thought of risking poop on their dick?

Hhhh: generally anal mucus is also stinky and a kinda smelly yellow slime. I wouldn't want that on me. it would get in your skin pores.

Shen-Schlong: @Hhhh Not sure what kind of women you fuck but I never had one with a stinky and slimy asshole.

Dookie: ZING! *grabs popcorn

Hhhh: assuming i fuck women you are? if you're masturbating to video game characters on the internet odds are you don't have a sexual partner

Hhhh: and everyone has anal mucus. it lubricates the poopchute to prevent rough materials from cutting the intestinal walls.

Dookie: Man you sound traumatized. Hilarious. Maybe you should try lickig the mucus off first to make sure the asshole is clean.
And then put on some latex gloves to stick your finger in and scrape off every last bit of poo. Don't forget to hold your breath when you stick in your head to check if it's done.

Hhhh: i have a phobia of wet surfaces, yes.