Shine: Would any of you footfags actually be able to cum if a pair of feet touched your dick? Seriously.

FootmanJeff: Yes. Unlike you, we can get it up.

Shine: Getting it up has nothing to do with what I was asking, fool. It's not hard to get it up. It's the getting off part. Footjobs are nothing but very impractical handjobs. It's like trying to comb your hair with a brick.

Anonymous¹: Yeah, seriously. If done well of course. Without ever using your own hands, it's still easier to cum from this than to cum from blowjobs tbqh.

bottomlessrequired: I can confirm that doing this with a girl feels fucking awesome; the top of the foot is super soft. from her end though, her foot cramps lol