Shine: Yeah, both Link and Zelda are hot in BotW but if I had a choice, I'd go with Zelda's phat ass any day over Link. The only reason I'd be banging him instead of her is if she didn't want to be bothered. And I'd do it just like this. Smashing him right next to her while she trying to sleep. Be like "Wat? You didn't wanna give me none so deal with it, bitch."
UnderCoverFap: @Shine I have to say, that is a very cultured approach! O:
Of course Zelda will always be first and having Link's femboy ass on the side when she gets moody is the way to go. And using Link as a fuck toy to assert dominance and to make Zelda jealous is mad lad genius. I like your thinking Shine! >:D
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Poor Zelda, Ganondorf has lust only for Link as she ponders in nihilism being bested by a cute male.
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As far as being a homo....well when a guy as cute as Link is around, it's kinda hard not to be a fruit. xD
Besides, femboy wiener is delicious and their b-holes are so tight! o7o
Of course Zelda will always be first and having Link's femboy ass on the side when she gets moody is the way to go. And using Link as a fuck toy to assert dominance and to make Zelda jealous is mad lad genius. I like your thinking Shine! >:D