SuperBlack: I'm fine with bush. I even find it sexy and mature as long as it's well-kept. However, unkempt bush is a turn off. At least trim that shit!
This reminds me of this time I was hooking up with this girl from a friend's engagement party in Arkansas. Don't ask me why my very gay friends moved out there, I will never know! Anyway, so we're both from out of town, so I take her back to my hotel. I'm planning to eat her out. I'm kind of "known" for my oral skills. Anyway, we get back to my hotel room, and when I get her panties off, she's got this wild bush that looks kind of like Krusty the Clown's hair. These two longer spiky bits of pubes on either side of her vulva. Like 3-4 inches long. Needless to say, I made some excuse about my TMJ acting up, and did not eat her out that night. Oh, not because of the weird pubes, but because she neglected to mention the yeast infection she had going on down there. Apparently it didn't bother her. Gag!
So I fingered her, and then washed the shit out of my hands. 0/10 would not do again.
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This reminds me of this time I was hooking up with this girl from a friend's engagement party in Arkansas. Don't ask me why my very gay friends moved out there, I will never know! Anyway, so we're both from out of town, so I take her back to my hotel. I'm planning to eat her out. I'm kind of "known" for my oral skills. Anyway, we get back to my hotel room, and when I get her panties off, she's got this wild bush that looks kind of like Krusty the Clown's hair. These two longer spiky bits of pubes on either side of her vulva. Like 3-4 inches long. Needless to say, I made some excuse about my TMJ acting up, and did not eat her out that night. Oh, not because of the weird pubes, but because she neglected to mention the yeast infection she had going on down there. Apparently it didn't bother her. Gag!
So I fingered her, and then washed the shit out of my hands. 0/10 would not do again.