Jackbutt: What is this...? Who is that...? Wait... This must be from that forgettable Mass Effect universe no one can remember, in a galaxy no one cares about, that featured an Asari girl no one recalls the name of. Well. Whatever her name is/was, guess this picture proves that she did, indeed, suck.

When the new Mass Effect comes out and Shepherd is back in action, I'd hope the first mission he/she undertakes is to encounter the Andromeda crew (somehow) and blow them out of orbit and into a nearby star and/or blackhole. Renegade only options. No Paragon. However: I wouldn't mind that if before he/she did, and only after disposing of the other crew members, whatever their names might be, he/she first stuck it to Asari geek posted above first, as she was a tight little blue package, then proceed to rape and ravage the fat ass of that Human wannabe Asari commando too. Then, once the dust settles and both the defiled Andromeda whores are nothing more than impregnated little ahegao moo moo milk cows, Shepherd kicks both of their otherwise useless assess out the fucking airlock.

Hire me. I'll write them a good farewell story.