Anonymous¹: This part was cut from the original FF7... After Hojo says, "This is no ordinary specimen, it's a very ferocious specimen!" Hojo then says, "Hey, very ferocious specimen... did you see the tits on this slut?! Hojo then tosses Tifa to RedXIII who replies with, "Thx doc!" He then tells Tifa to back dat ass up and RedXIII goes balls deep just like his father, Seto, back in Cosmo Canyon before taking on the Gi Tribe. And there you have it, folks. The real story. I'm only being real, hell, I have the sextape that proves it!

Btms3: @Anonymous: Autistic and a weeb: you must be drowning in pussy.

LadyYuna99: @Anonymous1 Cool story bro

NameTakenByNinjas: @Btms3: touché, douché. But it's still better than someone with an extra chromosome 21 that has to listen to his mom scream in pleasure every few seconds as Rainman the Weeb puts that autistic repetitiveness to good work by throwing your mom's back out every night. Now, have a tall, warm glass of STFU and go to bed before I have her come into your room and take your tablet away from you for being up after curfew trying to build your e-cred up by picking on people trying have a little light-hearted fun. You know she gets if she goes without THE D for took long. We don't need here all twitchin' and shit. BTW, see ya at breakfast.

Btms3: @NameTakenByNinjas: I'm confused: you're fantasy entails you being an autistic shagger of fat old women. That's weird even for this site.

NameTakenByNinjas: @Btms3It doesn't matter, mang. It's fucking on principle. Fat, ugly, crackwhore, none of that matters. All that matters is that it's your mom.

Seriously, though. I'm not one to carry on slinging insults around. It's not in my nature and it accomplishes nothing... and I suck at it. I'm ready to quash this and call it a day. You can continue if you like or you can stop and say "what up, yo?" when you next see me post. Either way, latez.

ps. Breakfast was good this morning, wasn't it?

Lol, j/k.