Anonymous¹: Typical Hero of Time Shit:
-Walk up on fairy fountain like What Up I Got A Big Cock
-Playing song of the royal family, act like your some hot shit
-Tell that ho Ganon's fucking shit up, can I get some help please and thank you
-She laughs and calls you a cutie, practically yanks you off your feet pulling you into the fountain
-Is this happeniIIIIIOOOOOH God it IS happening, fuck yeah
-She puts your Master Sword in her Temple of Time
-Starts riding you like you ride Epona, giving you some good Nayru's Lovin'
-She lets Farore's Wind rip and it's rank, pretend it doesn't bother you even though it reeeeeeally fucking does
-Cum with a loud "HYAAAAA" that can be heard from the opposite end of Hyrule field
-Leave with your health restored and magic meter filled, feeling good
-Notice an itch down there, wonder if one of the bugs in a bottle got loose
-Discover you caught a serious case of Din's Fire because that stank-ass slut's been making men out of boys for literal centuries

Greywolf: This made my day. +1

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