Jackbutt: I'd bounce dat ass on my cock. But break her face with my fist. She looks so stupid, huffing and puffing. Guess I'll be editing this video to capture only moments 0:00 through 0:05.
Jackbutt: Oh, I am, am I? I am glad that you know me so well, on a message forum, through a single post. Look, honcho: my post is of darkly humorous nature, intended to relay to the reader (you, in this instance) that I think her face looks silly, ridiculous, and in itself, off-putting. It was my attempt to be a bit more creative in my comment than just saying: "Her face looks stupid!"
All that nonsense aside: Liara is most definitely someone I'd enjoy pillaging and plundering. Intolerably boring personality baked into an irresistibly banging blue body. She's the type you'd tie up and muffle with a bag or pillow or at least a ball-gag, whereupon you'd go to town on her fat blueberry bottom. Jack? Miranda? Kasumi? EDI? Samara? I'd like them talk all night long. Although, perhaps, (most likely) they get beat up too, for after all, I am, as so diagnosed on this forum, a "sexually angry person."
tracerisbae: literally most interesting character in the franchise, imagine listing Kasumi as more interesting, that's probably the most degenerate part about your comment
kooloo5000: @Jackbutt: lmao i love that every comment you post is on the same level as "what the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch" in terms of meme potential
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All that nonsense aside: Liara is most definitely someone I'd enjoy pillaging and plundering. Intolerably boring personality baked into an irresistibly banging blue body. She's the type you'd tie up and muffle with a bag or pillow or at least a ball-gag, whereupon you'd go to town on her fat blueberry bottom. Jack? Miranda? Kasumi? EDI? Samara? I'd like them talk all night long. Although, perhaps, (most likely) they get beat up too, for after all, I am, as so diagnosed on this forum, a "sexually angry person."
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