General_Bitch: I wanna be Dexter's mom so bad.

SulfuricAcid_: @General_Bitch: Ever since I stumbled upon ur comments about self-inserting to the woman being fucked made me do that too cuz it's hot as fuck(no homo yardi know), ay and also, I'm as straight as a fucking pencil but these shits hot ngl

bjooce69: if only it was Dex

General_Bitch: @SulfuricAcid_: That's what I'm saying! shit is HOT af!!

bodat: @SulfuricAcid_ If you're fantasizing about being bent over by a dude you're not straight as a pencil.

General_Bitch: @bodat: I disagree. We're straight because we wouldn't have sex with a dude irl, because we are dudes ourselves. We're simply stating our fantasies of being the chick that is getting bent over and railed. Which technically would be straight sex, thus making us not gay.

syko136: @General_Bitch: dude just admit you're gay. it's not a big deal.

Caedus: That is some serious mental gymnastics you're doing man.

General_Bitch: @syko136: I’m not gay though. I’ve never had sex with a man and I have no desire to have sex with a man. If anything I’m a straight woman before I’m a gay man. Because as I said the only situation I would ever have sex with a man is if I were a woman, thus making me straight. But since I am a man and have no desire to have sex with a man while being a man, how can that make me gay? Serious.

aryan826: but would you rather be a man and have sex with a woman or be a woman and have sex with a man? cause it sounds like the later so you would still chose the option of being straight but the version where you fuck a man... that seems like the less straight of the 2 straights?

General_Bitch: @aryan826: Both options are still straight, Aryan, because if I'm a man fucking a girl I'm straight. If I'm a girl getting fucked by a man, then I'm still straight. But yes, I would rather be a girl for various reasons. Mainly because of the attention and ease of life they live.

aryan826: so thats what you think when self inserting oh man, just look at that ease of life i want me some of that :P

Ak-d: @General_Bitch you could always identify as a woman for a night and go out to get bent over and fuck like this, you won't know if you love it until you try it. And it wouldn't be gay since you'll be a woman for the night.

bodat: @General_Bitch You're gay if you're into dudes. Period. As the African interviewer would say, "YOU R GAY".

General_Bitch: @bodat: please explain how I'm gay if I've never had sex with a dude or would not have sex with a dude. Where the only sexual interaction I have with me is simply roleplaying as a woman. That does not make me gay. Since when is roleplaying straight sex gay?

UYScuti: Don't worry, it's only 2.19% gay with a ~0.32% margin of error, assuming a lack of other variables. Which is practically straight.
Or, as a wise man once said, "I am not gay. I have relationships with women, and sex with men."

aryan826: uhm side question who considers a guy getting pegged by a girl straight...?

bodat: @General_Bitch That's like saying someone isn't straight if they never had sex with a woman. Sexual orientation is psychological. Rather you act on it or not is irrelevant. You fantasize about being fucked by a man. Therefore you are gay (or Bi). You're into dudes. That alone makes you gay (or Bi) rather or not you commit a homosexual act or not. I don't know why you think you're going to come in here and try to redefine what it means to be gay/Bi. Similarly, if a guy has sex with a trans woman that looks indistinguishable from a woman the act is homosexual, but his orientation is still straight because he is attracted solely to the female aesthetic.

General_Bitch: @bodat: You're totally wrong. If I fantasize about smoking weed but never smoked weed, does that make me a pothead? The act gives you the label, not the thought. Oh wow, I fantasize about being in the NBA, does that make me an NBA player? No, it doesn't. Oh, I fantasize about having sex with men while being in a woman's body, how does that make me gay? I think traditional heterosexual men just have a zero-tolerance for anything homosexual, that they become irrational to theoretical thoughts about sexuality differing from MAN fucking WOMAN because it is above their level of comprehension. Sexual orientation is a concept of the mind and brain, humans like to tie the brain and body as one, but, the brain does not have to match the physical body, including gender. The brain is influenced by hormones, testosterone, and estrogen, which affect, thoughts, feelings, behavior, etc... It is very possible for a man to have a female thought process as males are carriers of X and Y chromosomes, thus giving us the exclusive power to determine the sex of a baby. This means, that all men, in essence, have female chromosomes in their bodies, otherwise every human on this planet would be born a biological male.

hothotoverload: this dude is on lethal levels of copium

bodat: @hothotoverload yeah.

bodat: @General_Bitch So exactly what sexual orientation was Steve Carell in The 40 Year Old Virgin? You're saying he wasn't heterosexual just because he was a virgin? LOL. You're comparing apples to oranges. Reread what I posted before and remember that being a basketball player requires actions. Being gay does not. As Hothotoverload said, you're on some next level copium. You're gay if you're into dudes. End of story.